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This is the page where you can share any stories of your time at Guilbert UK & Ireland   with us - humorous or otherwise.

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(You may remain anonymous if you wish)


COME ON EVERYONE - HAVEN'T HAD ANY NEW STORIES FOR AWHILE

HAVE YOU GOT ONE TO SHARE WITH US ? ?


Got this story from Eamonn (Fitzgerald) - He was on a holiday visiting Disneyland in the States and waiting in a queue for something or another (!) when he heard a voice calling "Eamonn - Eamonn, Eamonn over here".  Got a bit of a shock to see Dennis Freeman (formerly Telesales Manager in Andover) also visiting - small world or what ?


A story from the boardroom ....   This is apparently a true story regarding Bart Rentmeesters the former chief executive.   On his arrival for the first board meeting, he greeted his fellow boardmembers with this announcement   "Good morning everyone   I have some good news and some bad news for you all.   Firstly the bad news - I am your new chief executive and the good news is - I'm not FRENCH ! !"


Remember Jon White ?     He used to have a list of what he called - 'look-a-likes'. Not always easily to spot his logic but is was a bit of fun - not intended to offend.  Here's his list .........

Me (Chris Robins) - Bill Clinton or Rodney Marsh

Eamonn Fitzgerald - Reg Holdsworth (former Coronation Street)

Ricky Florio - Bob Hoskins

Mark Stupple - Barry from Eastenders

Kevin McAdam - Michael Barrymore

Nick Spencer - Russ Abbott

Jon White - Suggs (from Madness)

Dave Murphy - Jarvis Cocker

Billy Finnie - Dale Winton

Bart Rentmeesters - Bert from the Muppets or Sam the American Eagle

David Lattimer - Jimmy Hill

Derek Coleman - Norris off Coronation Street

Elaine Hart - Toya Willcox

Richard Heath - Peter Reid

Stuart Hobson - Sam Alladyce

Richard Hogarth - Ian Duncan-Smith

John Walker - Zak Dingle (Emmerdale)

Mark Dargan - Phil Mitchell (East Enders)

Trevor Weldon - 'Young' Alan Curbishley

Bruce Mulholland - Max Headroom

Warren Letley - Bill Werbeneck

Martin Bester - 'Boycey' from Fools & Horses

Sheila Rees - 'Cassandra' from Fools & Horses

Adam Cotter - Razor Rudduck

Duncan Natt - Ben Elton

Jeff Streatley - The Pianist from the group Sparks (see the picture on 'photos groups' page)

(There is a brilliant one but I can't disclose it at it would offend the person concerned)

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